wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
I need to hear this regularly
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!
Ellen DeGeneres aka the sweetest person alive
omg I am gonna cry
Simone Decker, Chewing in Venice; 1999